Saturday, August 18, 2007

Round 2, Bond vs Terminator

This one is a tough pick. Bond is the king of cool, but the Terminator is literally unstoppable. First I will evaluate the other movies Connery and Arnold have done. Connery did the Rock, where he was both eligible for senior citizen benefits and eligible to kill. He had the highest kill total in the movie by far, and there were many younger guys in it. Arnold did the Predator, and although some may say its badass he can survive a nuclear bomb by jumping over a log, I call it retarted. He doesnt even kill the Predator, the Predator offs himself. Nor does he get the cool line in the movie "I aint got time to bleed." That went to the other future governor in the movie, Jesse Ventura. I am still waiting for Carl Weathers to announce his intention to run for governor of NY. Arnold did do Commando, but the death toll gets so high it seems to be more genocide than homicide. And while Conan the Barbarian is indeed kickass, I will never forgive him for Kindergarden Cop. Or for that matter BAtman & Robin, and he manages to have the worst lines in that crapfest. "Ice to meet you"? "You're not sending me to the Cooler"? "Cool Party"? "Allow me to break the ice"? and the worst of all "Time to Kick Some Ice". Connery wins, cause hes saved the world as bond, killed nazis as Indiana Jones' dad, brought down the mob in The Untouchables, Brought down the commies in Hunt for Red October and was not in Batman & Robin.

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